teaches young girls unrealistic views of EVERYTHING [crap good]

is the story of a 16 year old girl's struggle to choose beastiality or necrophilia. [crap good]

gives girls a reason to say they like to read, when theyve only read one series of books, ever. What a joke. [crap good]

has a werewolf fall in love with a baby. WITH A BABY [crap good]

shows young women that not only is it cool to be in an abusive relationship but that it's glamorous. [crap good]

has vampires who sparkle. [crap good]

gives dumb teenage girls the wrong idea about what literature REALLY is. [crap good]

exists [crap good]

reminds me how stupid humanity is capable of being. [crap good]

promotes abusive relationships [crap good]

misrepresents vampires [crap good]

is a horrifying glimpse into Stephanie Myer's sexual fantasies. [crap good]

lacks originality, and has character development comparable to a smashed egg. [crap good]

promotes child grooming, a tactic used by child predators to raise the child in order to have sex later. [crap good]

makes people stupid. [crap good]

shows the level of understanding about human relationships that someone blind from birth would show about depth perception. [crap good]

promotes bestiality, necrophilia, abusive relationships and borderline pedophila. [crap good]

glorifies stalking and abuse. [crap good]

has vampires that sparkle. Only gay men sparkle. [crap good]

made someone believe the author invented werewolves. [crap good]

started a wave of crappy vampire/werewolf movies [crap good]

is no Harry Potter, that's for sure. [crap good]

involves sparkling vampires. [crap good]

has horrifyingly bad writing. [crap good]

is the least passionate love story ever told [crap good]

severely limiting developing minds. [crap good]

ruined vampires forever [crap good]

isn't a book/movie. It's a vibrator disguised like a book/movie. Also, Jaws is a shark. [crap good]

it's main actor is "allergic to vaginas". Sorry girls. [crap good]

spotlights the degradation of our culture. [crap good]

has Bedazzled vampires. [crap good]

gives women unrealistic expectations of men that I have no hope of living up to. [crap good]

Shows that interpersonnal relationships between two people must follow indoctrined behavior. [crap good]

is full of crap [crap good]

A FUCKING BABY [crap good]

is plagarism at its finest [crap good]

instills false hopes into the youth of america [crap good]

has vampires who don't drink human blood [crap good]

accidentally the whole book! THE WHOLE BOOK! [crap good]

made my friend buy a lifesize cutout of edward cullen which scared the poo out of me when i went to her house. [crap good]

makes nasty fat bitches wear shirts with guys they are way too old for. [crap good]

overshadowed decent vampire films like 'let the right one in' and 'thirst' [crap good]

is contrived banal mormon propaganda. [crap good]

has way too much lip-biting action [crap good]

promotes stalking [crap good]

is responsible for the baby of my 13 year old daughter, who is raising it to think it's half vampire and half werewolf. [crap good]

just isn't very good but tales up an extraordinary amount of human attention. Oh damn. [crap good]

is unforgivably dull [crap good]

causes literary diabetes. [crap good]

's twilight [crap good]

STILL hasn't come out of the closet. [crap good]

makes teenage girls want to have sex with vampires [crap good]

makes me want to kick myself in the balls [crap good]

makes infants horny [crap good]

voted for sarah palin [crap good]

makes me hate vampires [crap good]

does the same thing as a soap. It makes people want their lives to be just like the movie. Its pathetic!! [crap good]

is corporate explotation. [crap good]

Made me submit this [crap good]

's fucking twilight. 'nuff said. [crap good]

made Spiderman 3 look good. [crap good]

is not bacon [crap good]

doesn't make any sense [crap good]

is zoofilic and necrofilic [crap good]

was written by a Mormon. [crap good]

made my girlfriend go fuck a vampire instead of me [crap good]

brought crazed fan girls to Washington. [crap good]

represents weakness and indecision. It's either day or it's not. [crap good]

it is Twilight. [crap good]

promotes pædophilia and bestiality. [crap good]

ruined Kristen Stewart's acting career. [crap good]

is Twilight. [crap good]

supports abstinence propaganda D: [crap good]

just is. It just, fucking, is. [crap good]

makes peple think of it when they hear Kristen Stewart's name, not Adventureland. Bastards. [crap good]

is fucking with my fiance's head [crap good]

has ruined Reddit. [crap good]

fuckin shouldnt be on reddit [crap good]

shot a policeman, then stole his hat, then went to the toilet in his hat, then sent the hat to his grieving widow [crap good]

accidentally vampire's reputation [crap good]

Is mental masturbation for illiterate fat bible belt inbred girls. [crap good]

just fucking blows. [crap good]

encourages necrophilia and beastiality. [crap good]

shot President Lincoln. [crap good]

just is [crap good]

sucks a big fat dick [crap good]

is not anything at all like star wars. [crap good]

didn't even give me the courtesy of a reach around [crap good]

is not true Literature. [crap good]

bored the shit out of me. I had to wipe!! [crap good]

derp duh derp derp [crap good]

isn't Blues Brothers. [crap good]

this is why we cant have anything nice [crap good]

makes Buffy The Vampire Slayer look good [crap good]

doesn't involve Blade killing the Vampire family. [crap good]

made me spend 10 min reading pointless rant (that I'd have posted, if i had come here earlier) [crap good]

has a deadly virus called ID10T [crap good]

is so unrealistic, has awful, underdeveloped characters, a bad story, bad writing in general, and promotes stalking. [crap good]

made me question evolution [crap good]

just does [crap good]

accidentally the whole thing. [crap good]

is crap [crap good]

just is. [crap good]

CHECK THE LIST UP TOP YOU MOTHERFUCKERS [crap good]

is not reddit. [crap good]

makes baby Jesus cry [crap good]

has made itself utterly undefendable, even though it's not that bad [crap good]

makes me want to shit [crap good]

ruined astronomy for me! [crap good]

kills fetuses before they are born, thus acting like a retroactive spermicide. [crap good]

means bedtime and I can't wait for tomorrow when me and my best friend will sneak out to the woods and make love like mom said. [crap good]

sucks balls [crap good]

what is REAL literature? my college english teach made us read the dumbest shit. So don't try that defense cause it won't work [crap good]

is crap. [crap good]

alert('IT SUCKS!'); [crap good]

uh... yeah, what they said. [crap good]

made me buy a sparkling dildo [crap good]

replaced the cane sugar in Coke with high-fructose corn syrup [crap good]

is sooooooooooo gay [crap good]

stole my boyfriend [crap good]

It caused Global warming, and Ozone depletion.oh and my girlfriend gave me the chlamidia she got from fucking a sparkly vampire. [crap good]

took the last slice of pizza. [crap good]

isn't day but at the same time it's not quite night. CHOOSE A SIDE, 6 O'CLOCK! [crap good]

hates asians [crap good]

is a tool [crap good]

made a love child of Sirius Black and Remus Lupin native and full of fail >: plagiarism, not ftw [crap good]

doesn't contain any scenes where Simon Belmont comes and kicks some ass [crap good]

killed my mother [crap good]

Fucked that monkey and started AIDS [crap good]

promotes Communism [crap good]

causes cancer [crap good]

fucked me and never said thank you. [crap good]

takes it up the ass [crap good]

endorses diet soda. [crap good]

does not mean what you think it means [crap good]

Edward is a poop stabber. [crap good]

is pro-vampire propaganda [crap good]

had it coming, dressed like that. [crap good]

It suck, it's just does [crap good]

is shit [crap good]

may or may not of rape and killed a girl in 1990 [crap good]

is written by a retard [crap good]

mormon mormon mormon mormon [crap good]

turned a fruit into a vegetable. [crap good]

doesn't adequately address the protein folding problem. [crap good]

touches itself at night [crap good]

made me destroy my grandma with a brick. [crap good]

is always raining. Nowhere rains that much...seriously. [crap good]

contains vampire baseball [crap good]

has Shark Boy in it, yet no Lava Girl [crap good]

It sent nations to war and is now being used as a Weapon of mass DESTRUCTION [crap good]

made me sad [crap good]

fucked my sister [crap good]

turned me gay [crap good]

contains high levels of uranium [crap good]

turned me into a Juggalo. [crap good]

makes me want to kill a puppy [crap good]

RULE 34 [crap good]

my sister turned into a sparkly vampire and then fingered me [crap good]

has a female writer, director and actress, yet she submits like a 40s whore [crap good]

made me finger my own ass [crap good]

destroyed our economy. [crap good]

makes me sick [crap good]

is in my ass and I am squeezing it out right now. [crap good]

vampires don't do that. i would start with my girl's sister cause she is like a hotter version of my girl. Jaws is a shark. [crap good]

rapes kittens and puppies [crap good]

is an alcohol and its destroying his family [crap good]

is not boxxy [crap good]

tuk arr jaaarbs! [crap good]

Meyer did not personally place a slice of bacon under the front cover of each published book. [crap good]

super mega guy [crap good]

turns me on in a gay way [crap good]

petted a burning dog. [crap good]

killed my father, and raped my mother! [crap good]

has both male and female genitalia [crap good]

makes people carp. [crap good]

uses digg instead of reddit [crap good]

derp derp derp [crap good]

turned me into a newt [crap good]

killed my brother [crap good]

also killed Crystal Pepsi [crap good]

makesm e sick [crap good]

made me cry [crap good]

tried to fuck a pirate in the ass, but could only find the dog. [crap good]

makes hotdogs from the skin around Kristen Stewart's anus. [crap good]

turned me gay. [crap good]

makes me want hardcore anal with a tiger. [crap good]

raped my sister with a broom handle [crap good]

provokes my ephebophilia [crap good]

crushes baby's skulls between its thighs. [crap good]

gayer than Spongebob and more vegan than the fat ugly dike living next door to me. And their eyes change color... wtf?? [crap good]

totally is harry potter [crap good]

made me touch its ass pennies. [crap good]

IM ATTRCTED 2 EDWARD CULLELN EVEN THO IM A GUY AND IT KINDOF FREAKS ME OUT BECAUS IM STRAIT BUT ITS NORMAL TO LIKE RLY HOT GUYS? [crap good]

touches me there, and there [crap good]

it is. sometimes i wish i was an asshole so i could cheat on my girl and eat other girl's asses. [crap good]

poops hard [crap good]

killed my father and raped my mother [crap good]

killed my father. My name is Indigo Montoya. [crap good]

made me turn gay [crap good]

made me cum in a homeless man's butthole [crap good]

I'm like OMG but just for lolz cause I want his hands on my boobs so bad. Fuck this bra so I squirm out and toss it in the bush. [crap good]

made me pregnant. [crap good]

licked my poop [crap good]

doesn't have Buffy [crap good]

smells like cheese. [crap good]

didn't call me back after living in my ass for a fortnight. [crap good]

makes meh poop taco shits. [crap good]

made my chickens turn inside out and got one of them pregnant with quadruplets and three of them died. [crap good]

stole my virginity and ran away with it [crap good]

was the cause of the Holocaust [crap good]

gave me herpes [crap good]

killed my father [crap good]

makes my pee pee shrivel into my stomach. [crap good]

stopped P-Dub from doing his homework. [crap good]

gave me hard stool [crap good]

it is. But taint is awesome. When Tina gets out the shower and her ass is all sweet I just have to mash my face in there and [crap good]

gave me gout. [crap good]

plays softball for fucks sake. [crap good]

doesn't have a fucking hot vampire sherriff named Eric Northman in it. [crap good]

gave Obama AIDS. [crap good]

reminds me of gay jews [crap good]

rapes baby guinea pigs. [crap good]

killed jesus [crap good]

turn me into an inside out penis. [crap good]

killed my dog [crap good]

reddt hates jews and is racist against blacks often [crap good]

didn't star Ben Affleck. [crap good]

does not support Palin Beck 2012 [crap good]

jesus sucks cocks [crap good]

hi im 12 and what is this [crap good]

has chupacabras in it. [crap good]

created the Jews. [crap good]

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dead sex flashlight robot. [crap good]

`s a TRAPT! [crap good]

made me bake a cake for your mother. [crap good]

why' "is " 'this crap' "on />reddit [crap good]

is. You dont need a towel. Just a good knife, an accurate clock, and four score slaves for the wandering labors. Jaws is a shark. [crap good]

got rid of the McShamrock Shake [crap good]

FALCON [crap good]

isn't AirWolf [crap good]

when he tries to get up I grab his belt and pull him back. He's confused but then he get's it and straddles me. [crap good]

stole my sister from me. [crap good]

carl is way better bro [crap good]

he grabs some of my shirt and rips it open (it's just buttons so the shirt is ok). [crap good]

may kadoody [crap good]

gets me all hot and bothered [crap good]

totally harmless [crap good]

hey hey [crap good]